what berkeley engineering does to girls

me: why don't you just take care of it in jan?

i'm pretty sure english depts are more lenient about these things

4:18 PM that way you have an extra month for that waste of time crap

Shelly: yea

but i wont be here to turn it in

and crap

i just want to get it out of the way

crap

gotta poo

me: ...

Shelly: i didnt poo for like 4 days in the hosp

me: getting back to your old self i see

Shelly: cuz i didnt eat anything

and when i got back

me: OK

Shelly: it was a nonstop poo fest

me: i get it

4:19 PM damnnn

Shelly: i thought it was done yesterday

GUESS NOT

me: what's wrong with you?

Shelly: kay

small stomach?

who knows

me: NO. YOU TELLING ME THAT CRAP

haha

Shelly: cuz its funny

for me

me: tell joey

Shelly: to know youre squirming

i do

me: sheesh

Shelly: he's desensitized

MUAHAHA

therefore, no fun

4:20 PM he tells me a lot more worst things

trust me

anyway

bye

=D

me: u suck


So all you asian parents who want your daughters to become engineers, be aware. She may never get married.

JK JK.

I actually don't know any Shellys this well, but any of my good friends will be able to figure this one out.

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