Thursday, December 25, 2008

Mydadisafob

I got on mydadisafob.com!!!

http://mydadisafob.com/2008/12/23/the-names-message/

I'd give out his cellphone number for proof, but he doesn't have enough minutes.

Notes

1) Stupid and easily offended is pretty much the worst combination
2) Making bread is harder than it looks

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tricks are for kids


Or not. Anything to distract me from studying...

So: Call the first 3 digits of your phone number (A) and the last 4 digits (B)

writing out that equation from my previous post algebraically gives:

[(80A + 1)250 + 2B -250]/2

Simplifying, you get

125(80A + 1) + B -125 = 10000A + B
If A is tuv and B is wxyz then
10000A + B = tuv0000 + wxyz = tuvwxyz.

silly silly

if only heat transfer were this easy

Nike

Just do it.

1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the Area code…)
2. Multiply by 80
3. Add 1
4. Multiply by 250
5. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number
6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
7. Subtract 250
8. Divide number by 2

I'll figure out why this works after my final is over.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Idear


You know how they have software to take a picture of you and project how you're gonna look like in a couple years? They should totally sell digital picture frames that have a present-day picture of you that morphs over time. Just a thought.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Saturday, December 13, 2008

...

Those are berkeley goggles. because I couldn't find a better picture.

what berkeley engineering does to girls


me: why don't you just take care of it in jan?
i'm pretty sure english depts are more lenient about these things
4:18 PM that way you have an extra month for that waste of time crap
Shelly: yea
but i wont be here to turn it in
and crap
i just want to get it out of the way
crap
gotta poo
me: ...
Shelly: i didnt poo for like 4 days in the hosp
me: getting back to your old self i see
Shelly: cuz i didnt eat anything
and when i got back
me: OK
Shelly: it was a nonstop poo fest
me: i get it
4:19 PM damnnn
Shelly: i thought it was done yesterday
GUESS NOT
me: what's wrong with you?
Shelly: kay
small stomach?
who knows
me: NO. YOU TELLING ME THAT CRAP
haha
Shelly: cuz its funny
for me
me: tell joey
Shelly: to know youre squirming
i do
me: sheesh
Shelly: he's desensitized
MUAHAHA
therefore, no fun
4:20 PM he tells me a lot more worst things
trust me
anyway
bye
=D
me: u suck


So all you asian parents who want your daughters to become engineers, be aware. She may never get married.

JK JK.

I actually don't know any Shellys this well, but any of my good friends will be able to figure this one out.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Four down...

...One to go. Ask me how my week's been. Wait, don't. haha.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

One down...

...Four to go.



This is the final video of our Computerized Automatic Leveler (CAL - clever, huh?) for my mechatronics class at UC Berkeley. My friend/group member did all of the CAD animation. It's a device that makes things horizontally level. Applications? Tables, car cup holders, rehab devices, etc...I'll put a link to our website up soon.

This project went really well because I had an awesome group. I'm just waiting for the rest of the semester to end. So close, yet oh so far. I have one more final tomorrow, a 20 page lab report due tomorrow, two tradeshows on Thursday, and a ginormous, bound to be @$$-whooping final in a week. Just gotta survive until the 18th. Haha. Wish me luck.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

BART

I like change because it keeps me on my toes. Did anyone notice when this change happened? I've been in my own little bubble lately.



Look at the ETA. OOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOooo